Elephant Gun

Jun 18, 2013 / 9 notes

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I want a boyfriend who will call me cute nicknames and cuddle with me and leave little kisses all over my face and make me food and watch cute movies with me and fuck me so hard I dont walk for 84 days

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Jun 18, 2013 / 205,368 notes

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enderfoo:

arthousenoah:

sketchyburgerking:

pybun:

els3n:

MY FUCKING SIDES

I sat in my room, on my laptop, when I heard the closet door groan open. I looked up and saw a monstrous beast looming over me. I sat frightened by whatever this beast or monster could be. And in a moment’s notice, he screamed boo, and I shine my laptop at his face, showing him looking like a fucking jazz clown. I screamed, and hid under my covers.

omg

Jun 16, 2013 / 37,282 notes

enderfoo:

arthousenoah:

sketchyburgerking:

pybun:

els3n:

MY FUCKING SIDES

I sat in my room, on my laptop, when I heard the closet door groan open. I looked up and saw a monstrous beast looming over me. I sat frightened by whatever this beast or monster could be. And in a moment’s notice, he screamed boo, and I shine my laptop at his face, showing him looking like a fucking jazz clown. I screamed, and hid under my covers.

omg